Friday, November 7, 2008

My disproportionate body

I've been told that the majority of men's clothes have been designed to fit my body type: relatively slim, 6 feet tall, etc. But I'm pretty sure this isn't true. You see, I have a soft spot for long-sleeve t-shirts, but I don't get to wear them very often because after the first time I wash the shirt the sleeves become to short for me. This leads me to believe that my arms are disproportionate to my body. I apparently have monkey arms that are about 2-3 inches longer than they should be for someone of my height and build. Now that's just frustrating. It's also one reason that I like Hollister clothes; they generally make their shirts with extra long sleeves that puts the lengths just about right for Chimpanzee Wilson.

I also have a similar problem for my pants. I am abnormally longer in the legs than I am around the waist. So I either have to get pants that are the right leg length and I always have to wear a belt or I get pants that fit my waist properly and I am always flooding it. Life is tough for Jesse Wilson, rest assured of that.

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